MJ

“Kinderpornosperren zeigen erste Wirkung: Michael Jackson tot!”

„Als ich las, dass er eingeliefert worden sei, dachte ich nur: Gott, hoffentlich kein Kinderkrankenhaus.“

“It has just been confirmed that Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.”

“As a mark of respect, McDonalds have released a McJackson burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns“





[Andy Monet]